Rewards

My work company has a reward program where you can earn points when you did something extraordinary and you can use those points to redeem for items as rewards (kinda like how Visa reward points work).

Wondering exactly how much the company appreciates me, I went on the website and check what can I redeem with my pathetic points. Here are what I found:

1. Utensils with Hook


I think I'll get them if the TV commercial guy who sells Sham-wow is selling them on TV because they are completely useless

2. Biodegradable Mug


I mean I try to be green whenever I can. I recycle and I reuse. But do I seriously care if my mug is biodegradable or not?

3. Legs Out Front Pet Carrier


I'm calling Animal Cruelty Control on this one.

4. Skybox Vending Machine


This is actually brilliant and I would love to get my hands on one. Except that they need points equvalent to 150 mugs, 19 Guitar Heros, 7.5 Digital Cameras or 2 of 32" Flat Screen TVs.

I feel unappreciated.